Você é Seme ou Uke

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Mais um teste ^^
Esse é quase que padrão de todos os sites de Yaoi que eu ja vi por ai...
É provavel que todos ja tenham feito, mas divulgar o resultado não faz mal XP...

Aqui!

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

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You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
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eu sabia que eu acabaria sendo o Uke TT-TT

You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

You are a Sadistic Seme!
It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.
Most compatible with: Dramatic Uke
Least compatible with:Everyone else

You are a Opportunist Seme!
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke

Kya~ sou Seme *-*

You are a Opportunist Seme!



Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..

You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

(Ter um bom tempo é o que você está toda sobre. Você está satisfeito apenas para ter alguém para comer hamburgers e jogar jogos de vídeo com, e são completamente alheio ao comportamento do outro manipuladora. Você não espera muito, e que pode ser uma coisa boa. Você está presa perfeita para o Seme oportunista, que pode se aproveitar de você, mas você provavelmente nem vai perceber, ou realmente se importa, contanto que você está se divertindo.)

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Muito legal adorei *-*
Bjus :*

You are a opportunist Seme!


Protejam-se hohohoho

You are a opportunist Seme!

(6)³ ~ suspeitei

You are a Romantic Seme!
A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.
Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke

Nossa, acho que sou o primeiro Seme Romântico O.O

Sou um Romantico *-*

A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke

Outro teste "vc é seme ou uke"(em ingles como o anterior) mas esse tem mais opções de resposta

clike aqui


The tyrant you are 100% Seme!


You are one evil guy. You will get what you want whether they willingly come to you or otherwise. You are brutal and violent and sometimes merciless. Have your heart been broken once? You tend to resort to force too willingly and your weakness lies in your lack of patience. Be warned though, you may get his body but not his heart. Your partner may run away from you...

Most compatible with: Angsty Uke

(to surpreso, principalmente eu que tenho uma personalidade bem água-morna. tá certo que sou sadico assumido,mas nossa tanto assim?)

Tohru, seria legal vc abrir outro tópico pra pôr esse teste ;X

Spoiler:

Seu resultado:

Alma Sensual
Você não tem porcentagem yaoi. Faz de todos os jeitos!



Parabéns! Vc é uma alma sensual! Não importa se você é seme ou uke, contanto que tenha bons momentos. E, droga, você com certeza terá! É liberal e não-convencional; não que você ignore velhas crenças, mas acredita em liberdade de ações! Bom para você.

Mais compatível com: outras almas sensuais.

Nature's Mistake: You are -80% seme!



It is a wonder how nature ended up making you a male. You are a horrible result of a gender mix up! Behind that manly body is the soul of a sixteen year old school girl who sobs and weeps. But you are full of virtue and would never hurt a fly... You are idealistic and believe in happy endings. So, we can say you're very optimistic. We don't know whether to feel sympathy or happy for you.

Most compatible with: The Gentleman

Estou começando a ter pena de mim mesma...

Your Result
Nature's MistakeYou are -80% seme!


It is a wonder how nature ended up making you a male. You are a horrible result of a gender mix up! Behind that manly body is the soul of a sixteen year old school girl who sobs and weeps. But you are full of virtue and would never hurt a fly... You are idealistic and believe in happy endings. So, we can say you're very optimistic. We don't know whether to feel sympathy or happy for you.

most compatible with: The Gentleman


E eu acreditando que era o seme. >_>

Você é um Seme Sadistic!
É preciso um tipo especial de uke para apreciar a punição que você prato fora. Tornando-os implorar misericórdia é o que você é toda sobre. Você dá o seu uke o dom da dor, e quanto mais alto os gemidos, mais satisfeitos com a relação que você vai ser. Não é divertido se não lutar, e luta e tortura é o que o Uke Dramático, seu par perfeito, de viver.

You are a Sadistic Seme!

It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.

You are a Flaming Uke!
One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.

Most compatible with: Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme

Deu certinho tenho cabelo verde *-* e adoro roupas

You are aOpportunist Seme!
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.

RERE

Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours... will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you.


Caraca, sou seme de qualquer jeito. SDHUASHUDAHUSDHUASHUDHUASHUDHUASHU

seme sádico >..> hehehe

You are a Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.


Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With

You are a Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.




Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke




Uh... sério?


Uhn, não acho que tenha ficado muito legal o resultado, mas... é isso.

Achei que ia dar Badass Uke OTL

You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme